You’ve talked about it long enough.
“Don’t Be a Vagina. Get a Tattoo.” Chelsea’s shop-floor phrase says what your tattooed friends have been thinking for years. Wear it to your next appointment—or around the friend who still hasn’t booked theirs.
Pull it on for the cool start, the late finish, and the garage nights in between.
Garment details
- Pullover hoodie; regular fit
- 8.25 oz. fleece; black: 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester
- Fleece-lined hood, ribbed cuffs and waistband, and front pouch pocket
Size guide — pullover hoodie
Regular unisex fit. Measurements below are the garment laid flat, in inches—not body circumference. Compare the width and length with a hoodie you already like.
Finished garment measurements (inches)
| Size |
Chest width, laid flat |
Body length |
| S |
20 |
27 |
| M |
22 |
28 |
| L |
24 |
29 |
| XL |
26 |
30 |
| 2XL |
28 |
31 |
| 3XL |
30 |
32 |
| 4XL |
32 |
33 |
| 5XL |
34 |
34 |
Measure across the chest below the armholes with the hoodie laid flat. Manufacturing variations can occur. Only sizes offered in the selector above are available for this design.
Made to order & delivery
Orders placed by Sunday at 11:59 p.m. Central Time ship on Monday. Orders placed after that cutoff ship the following Monday. Delivery usually takes 3–7 business days after shipment. Online orders are shipped only; pickup is not available. Eligible U.S. orders of $100 or more ship free automatically. Shipping charges for smaller orders appear at checkout before payment.
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Burnouts Garage Apparel & Tattoo · Milton, Florida.